I wanted to see a cameo from Krypto in this movie and for those of you are saying "that's stupid" or something in the like remember this is a movie about an alien that's looks exactly like us (on in the outside as swell as inside you know hearth,lungs,stomach etc ) and gains superpowers from our yellow sun if you can buy all of that I think that you can accept dogs on Krypton.
But then Zod (and his followers) shows up like saying "you're not the villains I AM"
Then he kills one of the council members to prove his point.
So he decides to prove further that he is the villain of the movie by saying that he will kill the bloodlines that let them to this points.Jor-El refuses his offer to him and gets arrested but escapes one scene later it's Russell Crowe.
1st of all does everybody on Krypton has one of those things a pet ?
Second of all this creature waited for him near a war zone ?
And yes it does looks like a bird from Avatar.
Then Zod's rebellion gets stopped in unless than 30 minutes what a pathetic villain I mean he had almost full control of the army and still lost this guy sucks.
Or the plot saved him for the final battle who know so gets sent to the phantom zone.
|kinda wasteful guys|
The Krypton part of the movie is great lots of action, interesting designs and some good setups for the characters.
|is this the farm from Courage the Cowardly Dog|
|bullshit unless that he is covered in gasoline or oil|
But they could have done more of that like a training montage or something like showing how he manages to control his powers.
Meanwhile Lois Lane investigates an alien spaceship in the Arctic and she meets Col Hardy and Emil Hamilton ? yes i know him from the Superman TAS and the Justice League cartoon can't wait to see him in the sequel.
|I've seen enough hentai to know here this is going|
So Clack activates the ship with his medallion (give by his real father)
finds some corpses and Lois pisses of the security drones with her flash nice going dumbass.So you know the drill Clark comes destroys the drone and then he has to cauterize her wound with his heat vision wait what ?
Wow this was approved for children ? God damn it's kinda scary to show this to and adult.
If I have to pin point the moment where the movie goes too dark and out of Superman territory this is it sure it's and ingenious use of his power but it's painful and too horrific to witness.
And I have to admit the ship design kinda looks cool but it reminds me of Moya from Farscape god damn there's nothing unique in this movie.
So Lois tries to publish her finding but her redactor refuses because it sound silly.Then Lois begins her search for Superman.
|it's easier to act this way|
Meanwhile Kal talks with an A.I. version of his father within that wrecked ship so wait 18,000 years old tech is compatible with new Kryptonian tech wtf.So they didn't improve their tech in over 180 centuries o wait they did otherwise Kal's ship wouldn't have made it here.
So we are told about Krypton again, shows some machines that will no way appear in movie and gives him his suit.
|sorry son college taxes are too expensive|
Later that day Clark returns home an tells his mom that he found his people and he tells her the rest (It's not showed).So Zod show up and apparently he took lessons from the Fallen from Transformers Revenge of the Fallen why you ask ? because he hacks several networks(tv,mobile and internet) in order to broadcast his message and his message is delivered in several languages.
And the USA government arrest Lois for her article yeah sounds stupid.
So Clark goes to church in order to ask for advice I am conflicted about this it's nice to see that's he's actually asking for advice from one of the natives and but shouldn't he talk witH Jor-El order to make a plan to stop Zod ? Also Jesus in the background do you get the subtle reference that Superman is like Jesus actually is like Moses but nice try.
over used my in opinion sure they need to sure him but come Superman treated like this because he's different and an emigrant well done guys.
|damn he's hot|
They meet with Faora the military surrenders Superman but apparently Zod wants Lois as well for what purpose God if know maybe he read her articoles.
You've seen that right ->
Superman is weakened by is own planet's atmosphere and not just weakened he loses his powers just like Kryptonite sure he doesn't die.
His powers don't come from Earth atmosphere they come from the sun.
Zod also states that he found a Terraforming device could he have used it on that planet to make it habitable.And don't tell that he need it the Codex to rebuild Krypton because that's not entirely true it's been established that they can create babies using the old fashion way so yeah get Faora and get busy you dumbass.
|you know for kids|
But then Superman comes in and starts beating Zod for threatening his mother and he beats him like he did with Brainiac in Superman Unbound by sensory overload.
What follow is an epic brawl between Superman ,2 Kryptonians and the military (too bad that this is an text review and I can't show you the fight).
The fight is well filmed there little zoom action and when it's used it makes the moment more awesome so well done also Superman is pretty badass here fighting 2 opponents at once.
The military is kinda useless in this fight and Super has to save their asses most of the time.There's a lot of propriety damage in this fight but it's a clash of titans so what do you aspect also he kinda saves some people at the cost of buildings so good call.
The cell with the longest lifespan is the neuron but here we are shown a blood cell or a erythrocytes witch lasts for about 100 days then it's removed from the body through the liver so if these things are still attached when the cells "die" so does that thing right ? well that means that there's no more Codex.
And apparently the terraforming device is working with the space in order to change the planet so the device in the Indian Ocean and while in the ship is in Metropolis.
I've heard complaints about the civilian casualties in movie yeah I think that many of those and yes Superman should have saved them but it's also their damn fault for staying in the city and also the military is to blame for not evacuating the city.He might be Superman but right now he is a noob this is the 1st time when he tries to save the world.
Now back to the destruction of Metropolis I've seen several of the summer blockbusters and I think that some of the beat Man Of Steel with the destruction level and loss of life
For Christ sake people is not as bad Devilman (2004) give a rest.
Sure I am piss off myself but seeing other failures calms me down
So they manage get the mini ship in range Zod attack with that ship but comes in and destroy it.
That sounds like a good idea right what did you think that was going to happen Kal choosing Krypton over Earth ?
|btw when I saw this in the trailer I though that it was Lex's armor|
Now I've reach a point that I've been dreading from the start the way Superman stops Zod you know what I'm talking about the neck snap
First of all I have to say that the civilians in this movie are stupid but these people take the cake.They could I have easily escaped the situation by ruining and don't tell that they couldn't the people around them started running before Zod gotten in the "dead spot".
And even in that spot they could have gone under the beam remember Superman is holding Zod head up or they could have gone in the opposite direction.
How knows maybe they wanted to die,family suicide gather round kids so that the beam to could hit us all.
I kinda get what they tried to do with this movie they tried to apply the same themes that were on Batman but Batman and Superman are too different characters you can't mismatch their themes and hope it will work.
|STOP comparing Batman with Superman it doesn't work they are totally different|
Actually the ending of The Dark Knight Rises is more hopeful than the ending of this movie.
BTW was I the only that was hopping for a cameo from Superman.You know in what scene the cameo will have made scene (hint near the end and it involves the Batwing and the bomb)
The Superman mythology is present in this movie but it's kinda broken.The whole atmosphere change equals no more powers/death yeah that's silly and stupid and the cloning things is also stupid you know about Supergirl right ? But there are some good things in this movie give it a watch if you can there are some good moments where you feel that the character but also there are face palm moments when fail miserably .
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